well i always make light of silly customers so guess i better post this one
wife calls me today when she gets home and says" were you by the house for lunch today?"
i say "no, why?"
she says "cause the house smells like rotten eggs, so i thought you were cooking again"
i say"honey, turn the furnace off, call the gas company and take kids to the neighbors for a visit, natural gas smells like rotten eggs, we have a leak.... i'm on my way home"
so i get home and sure enough house smells like gas, but REAL nasty, not like the gas smell i am used to
gas company comes and does the sniffer, no leaks... gas man says"sure smells like sulfer dioxide, but this is rank, maybe its sewer gas
he leaves i check all the sewers, washer stand pipe, sinks etc.... no smell
well a lil while later some dude calls wanting to buy the mustang i have for sale, asks can you start it? i say sure, i'll charge the battery *insert light bulb here* went down stairs under the steps and unplugged the battery charger i had on said battery for the last month
that battery is definity BRNTTOAST