Captain, life support systems are failing. Temp is rising. Spock can you pinpoint the trouble. Sensors indicate faulty cooling, the diltium crytals are critical. Liquid refreshments in the lounge are seriously compromised! Computer! Yes captain? report imediately! Sorry captain we is all out on the hollowdeck watching the latest videos from Debbie does dallas: the sequel: debbie eats fort worth! Mr Spock what do you make of it. Captain i think the mutha board needs a serious upgrade. We need to hurry because I needs to make a trip to Vulcan PDQ. My DNA is acting up again. Bones get in here, spock is making advances on Ohura.