You Might Be A Computer Technician...

[rickgburton]

...if she's looking at the moon and you're looking for a goesynchronous satellite.

[maypo52]

You get in an elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.

[rickgburton]

...you know what http:// actually stands for.

[Pegi]

....if you keep pushing the buttons on the microwave twice when once per button would be better.....

[hbaked]

...ctrl-alt-del is your answer to ending/starting a new relationship

[hbaked]

...you bring a laptop to a gunfight

[Pegi]

You double click the numbers on the tv remote to change channels...

[hbaked]

...if when you are pulled over for speeding and asked why you didn't stop right away you tell the officer that their lights were fading in and out behind you and thought you should drive until you had a better signal 

[maypo52]

Hey, isn't this be nice to computer techs week???

[hbaked]

...when someone sneezes you hand them a fully-licensed copy of Norton AV 

[hbaked]

Ok...My final few:

...if your idea of planning a date is clicking on an email toolbar 
...if when paying for gas you try to use an amazon.com login 
...if when on a landing airplane, you place your laptop in an upright position, clear the icon tray, but forget to turn it off 
...if when eating dinner you try to cut your steak with a mouse 

[Pegi]

LOL....no!...no!.....give more, those cannot be your final few....too funny!!   

[hbaked]

A few more due to