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You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« on: October 21, 2007, 10:56:06 AM »
...if she's looking at the moon and you're looking for a goesynchronous satellite. :2funny:
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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2007, 01:03:53 PM »
You get in an elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want. :2funny:
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it and When all else fails RTFM (read the "funny" manual)

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2007, 02:41:55 PM »
...you know what http:// actually stands for. :2funny:
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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2007, 03:29:25 PM »
....if you keep pushing the buttons on the microwave twice when once per button would be better..... :D

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 02:35:20 PM »
...ctrl-alt-del is your answer to ending/starting a new relationship

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 02:45:04 PM »
...you bring a laptop to a gunfight

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2007, 02:48:38 PM »
You double click the numbers on the tv remote to change channels... :)

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 03:08:24 PM »
...if when you are pulled over for speeding and asked why you didn't stop right away you tell the officer that their lights were fading in and out behind you and thought you should drive until you had a better signal  :D

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 03:16:11 PM »
Hey, isn't this be nice to computer techs week??? ;D
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it and When all else fails RTFM (read the "funny" manual)

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2007, 04:09:07 PM »
...when someone sneezes you hand them a fully-licensed copy of Norton AV  O0

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2007, 05:26:14 PM »
Ok...My final few:

...if your idea of planning a date is clicking on an email toolbar  :P
...if when paying for gas you try to use an amazon.com login  :-\
...if when on a landing airplane, you place your laptop in an upright position, clear the icon tray, but forget to turn it off  ;D
...if when eating dinner you try to cut your steak with a mouse  >:(

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2007, 06:15:25 PM »
LOL....no!...no!.....give more, those cannot be your final few....too funny!!    O0

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Technician...
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2007, 07:48:13 PM »
A few more due to

 

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