youthful newlyweds electric stove incident

About 25 years ago not long after the wife and I moved into our  old house, she discovered the electric oven was broken, and it  was also real filthy. Her being the dainty little lady, she  thought for some reason it was the man’s job to clean up the  oven. I was watching a good Saint’s game and popping a few tops. I reluctantly replaced the oven bake element and after a few more beers,I tested it. I turned on the oven and waited for the element to light up  turn red or something. It didnt look like it was working so I  touched it with my finger. Please dont try to do this! The pain is real bad >the scar  eventually went away! It gets better! I waited till the thang cooled down drank another beer and then she says why didnt you clean it? well I got out the rubber gloves sprayed on the easy off and commenced to cuss and clean the oven ,and then it hit me! There I was with two rubber nasty, easy off laden greasy gloves on, and I had to pee real bad!!  What was I to do? I wasnt halfway finished doing the job and  nature was calling. So I said to the wife Honey, I need yore  help. We went into the bathroom and I said dear I gotta pee bad  and you gotta assist! she was giggling when I calmly told her  she must aim it ! When I got through I told her now you gotta  shake it. Not too much though! lol! The stove looked good as  new and my wife of 3 days had a story of a lifetime.